Clayton Kershaw I don’t want goggles I don’t want a shirt I hardly want pants Dave Shirt
$28.95
About the Clayton Kershaw I don’t want goggles I don’t want a shirt I hardly want pants Dave Shirt
Embrace the legendary post-clinch chaos with the must-have Clayton Kershaw “I hardly want pants, Dave” Shirt! This Los Angeles Dodgers fan gear captures one of the most hilariously viral quotes in recent baseball history, straight from the champagne-soaked clubhouse celebration after the team clinched yet another Division Title. It’s the perfect blend of championship pride and the unfiltered, goofy personality of the Dodgers’ iconic ace. If you’re looking for unique, funny Dodgers merchandise that goes beyond the standard jersey, this shirt is your grand slam.
This premium quality Dodgers blue t-shirt features the now-famous quote, “I HARDLY WANT PANTS, DAVE” in bold, crisp white lettering. The design cleverly highlights the full, unforgettable line—”I don’t want goggles, I don’t want a shirt, I hardly want pants, Dave!”—with the three items humorously crossed out, symbolizing the unrestrained joy of victory. Below the quote, the text “12 DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS IN 13 YEARS” proudly celebrates the team’s incredible dominance, cementing this as a true piece of NL West Champions memorabilia.
Crafted from soft, durable material, this Clayton Kershaw quote tee ensures all-day comfort, whether you’re at Dodger Stadium, watching the playoffs, or simply celebrating the Los Angeles Dodgers’ dynasty. This shirt is an instant classic and an ideal gift for any fan of Kershaw or those who appreciate great baseball humor. Don’t miss out on owning a piece of the team’s cultural legacy. Get your hands on this viral sports humor shirt and show your loyalty with a laugh!
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